favourite cities: london
If Twelve is an unknown actor they have about two and a half days left of being a relatively normal person before they’ll be in newspapers and online and on tv and in magazines and games and lunchboxes and birthday cards and recognised wherever they go
Think about that for a minute
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D
I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT GIRLS
SHOULDWATCH THE SHOW TOO.
Day After Day AU, pt. 14
Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.